Haute couture for reptiles has hit our howlingmad world. We have signed up famous French fashion designer Lizzie Veston to create a range of ultra chic leather harnesses for lizards of all shapes and sizes. When her initial design arrived we had to find some models. The only choice was those spikey, scaly, kings of bug-eating, our very own Australian super models, Zoid and Cody (Elle McPherson and Sports Illustrated eat your hearts out).
The apparel fit perfectly and they thoroughly enjoyed their moments under the flash bulb. Even the indignity of having to be propped up to show their underbellies. Who said modelling was easy?
Calling all lounge lizards. Stuck in a tank all day? Fed up with the same old scenery? Lizzie Veston apparel will allow your butler to take you into a lush new garden environment where you can smell the roses (maybe even nibble a few petals), all while wearing the latest in herpetological haute couture. Iguana or dragon, stop draggin’ around in the same tired old skin… jazz it up with a leather loop, lazer etched with tribal tattoo designs. Featured design: “it’s a hoot”
Cody struts his stuff and eventually strikes quite an effete pose with the help of his personal assistant
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